The Finale: Ben finally makes a decision

Well, guys, it’s that time.

Ben has made his choice. Chris Harrison has promised us the most dramatic finale ever, and has, once again, not delivered. This is officially the last recap of the Bachelor season.

We’re not thrilled about the handful of Bachelor-free months that await us. It’s going to be rough. But we’ll get through it together, we guess.

So dig in to this finale recap. Savor it. Let’s get to it!

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Tweet Roundup: The Finale

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelor-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 28 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you’re reading this on your phone and want to pause the slideshow, hold your finger down for a beat on the slideshow until it’s highlighted. Then click again. The pause function should pop up, which will allow you to scroll through. You can also scroll to the bottom and revert to the desktop version. You’ve got options, is what we’re saying!

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Women Tell All: Well, at least the bloopers were good

Each season of the Bachelor can go one of three ways. Two of them make the Women Tell All pretty epic. The other makes it pretty boring.

The epic ones? When the women all hate each other or the women all hate the Bachelor, obvs. The boring ones? When everyone basically likes each other…like this year.

Listen, getting along is good. It’s grand. It just doesn’t make for good TV.

So was this Women Tell All fine? Yeah. It was just fine. Was it stop-the-presses-awesome? Nah. But that’s OK, because there’s still plenty to talk about. Let’s gooooooooooo:

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Tweet Roundup: Women Tell All

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelor-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 28 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you’re reading this on your phone and want to pause the slideshow, hold your finger down for a beat on the slideshow until it’s highlighted. Then click again. The pause function should pop up, which will allow you to scroll through. You can also scroll to the bottom and revert to the desktop version. You’ve got options, is what we’re saying!

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Week 9: Power Rankings

Y’all, we just want to tell you something … you guys are so fetch and we love you.

We love tweeting with you every Monday. We love when you send us funny tweets. We love when you tweet us Mean Girls quotes. And we love all you wonderful people who read our Power Rankings every week! We love everybody!

What’s with all this love, you ask? Well, with how many people Ben said “I love you” to this week, we figured you guys probably felt a little left out. I mean, Ben just loves everybody, everywhere, all the time—so we just wanted to take this chance to say, “Love ya!”

And now that we’re on the topic of love, let’s talk about how Ben told everyone in the world he loves them, shall we? To the rankings!

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Week 9: Ben isn’t THAT unloveable

Weird things happen on Leap Day.

And the Bachelor was not immune to this. Ben told TWO WOMEN that he loved them. TWO. In other words, he took a perfectly normal Bachelor season and turned it into a big ole mess.

Was it smart? Of course not. Are we thrilled about it and the drama that is now on the horizon? ABSOLUTELY. Let’s review.

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Week 9: Tweet Roundup

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelor-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 28 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you’re reading this on your phone and want to pause the slideshow, hold your finger down for a beat on the slideshow until it’s highlighted. Then click again. The pause function should pop up, which will allow you to scroll through. You can also scroll to the bottom and revert to the desktop version. You’ve got options, is what we’re saying!

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Week 8: Power Rankings

Hola!

We’ve got a wonderful edition of Power Rankings in store for you (as always), but first, we would like to tell you something very important:

Over the past couple months, we have been working super hard on designing this tank that we think is so fetch:

Will you accept this rose tank

In case you can’t read, it says, “Will you accept this rosé?” (Get it? It’s supposed to be punny.) Anyway, now it’s finally done and it’s here and we want you to have one for your Monday night viewing parties!

This is something we’ve been super excited about for months, and we hope you love it just as much as we do. If you want one, you can click here.

And now, let us begin. To the rankings!

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Week 8: Bachelor Nation finds its leader

Oh, hello.

Before we dive into the recap, we wanted to direct your attention to this cool new thing that you probably need for your Bachelor viewing sessions — this tank.

View More: http://stephaniedennehyphotography.pass.us/bachelorburnbook

You can buy it here. It’s comfy and cute and we’re practically living in ours, so you know you want one.

And now, without further ado, we return you to your regularly scheduled recap:

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Week 8: Tweet Roundup

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelor-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 28 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you’re reading this on your phone and want to pause the slideshow, hold your finger down for a beat on the slideshow until it’s highlighted. Then click again. The pause function should pop up, which will allow you to scroll through. You can also scroll to the bottom and revert to the desktop version. You’ve got options, is what we’re saying!

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