Well, here we are … the final three. Usually, by this point in the season, the drama is centered around the fantasy suite dates and who the Bachelorette is going to choose.
But that is not the case this season. Heck, we’ve barely even had time to think about who Kaitlyn is going to choose. Kaitlyn probably hasn’t even thought about who she’s going to choose—because the drama has been focused on two people: Shawn and Nick.
These two literally want to kill each other, and this week, it might actually happen. This passive-aggressive rivalry is about to come to blows, and you better believe we will be sitting in a front row seat with our popcorn ready, watching it all go down.
Prepare yourselves, because this is going to be one heck of a throwdown. In fact, this could go down as one of the greatest throwdowns in all of Bachelor history. It could rank up there with some of our all-time favorites, including:
“I know what you did.”
Ah yes, who could forget the Kelsey vs. Kardashley throwdown while they were sitting on a bed in the middle of the Badlands? When Kelsey caught wind that Kardashley was talking about her behind her back (because Soules told her, of course), Kelsey gave her the most frightening look we have ever seen. There were no words. She just stared her down. And then, she said it: “I. Know. What. You. Did.” Classic.
“I CAN’T CONTROL MY EYEBROW.”
Yasssssss, the Tierra vs. AshLee fight will forever be one of our all-time favorites. It was great. Five straight minutes of incessant yelling and screaming over each other, ending with the greatest line in the history of The Bachelor: “I can’t control my eyebrow! I cannot control what’s on my face 24/7! My face would get frickin’ tired!” LOLZ. Oh, Tierra. Don’t let those girls take your sparkle away.
“Did you pay for it? Did you sleep here?”
The Clare vs. Nikki showdown is seriously the GOAT. Watching two grown-ass women go back and forth for a full 60 seconds saying, “Did you pay for it? Did you sleep here?” makes us cackle with glee. Nothing will ever top this. The Clare-and-Nikki rivalry shall live on as the greatest ever.
So, where will Nick and Shawn’s throwdown rank among the all-time greats? We’ll find out this week, but for now, let’s see where Shawn and Nick (and Ben H.) rank in this week’s Power Rankings: