Tweet Roundup: Men Tell All

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelorette-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 26 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

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Tweet Roundup: Week 8

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelorette-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 26 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

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Tweet Roundup: Week 6

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelorette-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 26 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

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Week 5: Power Rankings

There are still no rules on this show, in case you were wondering.

JoJo kept six dudes this week. She eliminated Wells and keep everyone else. That’s garbage! We needed to witness some sort of mass exodus. This is what we’re used to! But JoJo doesn’t play by anyone’s rules, especially Chris Harrison’s.

The good thing about JoJo keeping six dudes, though, is that it means we get to go back to the Power Rankings of old. No top five list this week — just a straight ranking of who we think is best for JoJo. Here we go!

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Week 5: Don’t cry for me, Derek

Confession: This week’s episode was pretty boring.

The bad thing about this? We couldn’t wait until it was over.

The good thing about this (for us at least)? This recap is going to be fairly short. There just wasn’t that much to talk about.

Here we go:

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Tweet Roundup: Week 5

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelorette-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 26 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

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Week 4: Power Rankings

You know, most people give up their day jobs once they land on The Bachelorette…at least for a few months.

How do they pay their bills while making fools of themselves on national television? We’re not quite sure. Maybe they blow through their savings. Maybe they cash in all of their savings bonds. Or maybe, they do what Vinny did this season, and run an underground operation that makes use of their professional skills.

Vinny’s barbershop not only kept the the contestant’s hair lookin’ fly, it also offered the perfect cover for a little ABC manipulation — a carefully planted InTouch Weekly with a problematic JoJo story. For this week’s top five, we’re going to examine the occupations of the five guys that AREN’T included in our top three picks for JoJo. Would they be able to translate into underground moneymaking operations in the Bachelor world? How ripe are they for creating drama?

Because here’s the thing: If Vinny’s running a Great Clips out of a hotel and people on the crew are placing bets on contestants (if Ashley Salter is to be believed which, let’s be real, she probably isn’t), what other shenanigans are going on? Explore the possibilities with us, won’t you?

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Tweet Roundup: Week 4

What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelorette-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant analysis and opinions of the 26 contestants who are vying for love. But who has time to comb every inch of the web for the wittiest comments? We do. Here they are, in one neat little package.

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Week 3: Power Rankings

ABC, don’t you EVER do this to us again.

Skipping a week of the Bachelorette is just unacceptable. It’s un-American. It’s literally the second-worst idea anyone has ever had in regards to this franchise, besides canceling Bachelor Pad.

We missed it. In fact, we spent last Monday night like this..

…and this.

And although people tried to comfort us…

…It just wasn’t enough.

We take this whole Bachelorette thing really seriously. We MISSED these guys. That brings us to this week’s Top Five list. Here are the guys we want to invite to sit with us for the rest of the week, complete with their own set of Plastics-style rules, because we miss them and literally do not know what to do with ourselves without them:

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