Being on the Bachelor/Bachelorette seems like a pretty sweet gig.
Think about it. You get to hang out, date a cute dude (or, in the guys’ case, dudette), drink all the booze you want, meet a ton of awesome people, travel around the world and attend all the cool Bachelor Nation reunion events. Who wouldn’t want to do that for a few weeks?
And yet, every season, there’s that one yokester who throws all of this away. They get obliterated, embarrass themselves on national television and get sent home in a veil of shame. This season, that yokester lost his marbles in Week 2. It was awesome (for us) and embarrassing (for him), but we’ll get to that later.
Let’s get recappin’, ‘cause you know what else is a pretty sweet gig? Writing Bachelorette recaps.